Mr. Mercedes
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Hey guys.
I’ve noticed in recent times more and more once staunch MB fans, much like myself, drifting away from the brand. At first I myself was annoyed by this and begun to think the rampant MB bashing was somewhat of a hobby on this board. But now I’ve come full circle and can see why this has been the case. I’m sad to say I am no longer that enamored by the 3 pointed star. The marqué really has lost its once glorious luster. I am aware that the company has had a recent troubled past, and will improve from here onwards (hopefully!!) but right now BMW and Audi both seem to be running rings around MB and are infinitely more appealing in my eyes.
1. MB’s styling: The current range is all over the place. Sure for the most part you can still recognize the vehicles as MB’s, but the new models have lost the magic of the MB’s of old. Benz’s style ‘direction’ (or lack thereof) has become boring and predictable. Whereas Audi and BMW in particular continue to push the boundaries, MB’s design team seems to be satisfied with mediocrity. There are very few cars in the current lineup that I would consider beautiful vehicles (SL, CLS and to some extent the E). The M-class is also very nice looking SUV. But the rest of range falls completely flat in my eyes. Audi has MB whipped for understated elegance and BMW creams it for avant-garde design, sophistication and design flair. In all honesty, at the moment I’m completely smitten by BMW’s design, and the future of Audi design is looking extremely promising.
And that’s just the exterior design considered. MB’s interior design is even more disparate across the range. Sure the S-class and CLS are supremely built, but where is the coherent design DNA? Apart from the sharing of electronic components across the range, there really is no design consistency. When you sit in a BMW you know 100% you are in a BMW, and the same can be said for an Audi. This stretches from the entry level 1 and A3 all the way to the 7 and A8 and makes the lesser models feel that much more special. From one MB to another, you could be sitting in a car from a completely different brand.
2. Reliability/Quality: Ok so this is clearly an area where MB will no doubt improve, but right now I’m sick of all the quality niggles and reliability problems. In the past 6 years our family has had 3 MB’s and every single one has had issues (W220, W211 and W209). Sure there hasn’t been any major mechanical failings, but the constant run around chasing small interior trim rattles, vibrating steering wheels, smelling climate control systems, vibrating speakers etc. has become extremely annoying. It makes the ownership experience very very tiresome, as the cars always seem to have one problem or another. Until there is bulletproof, quantitative evidence suggesting that things are on the mend, I would think twice about my family buying another MB.
3. Technology: The company remains at the safety forefront, but seems to be falling behind in several key areas. Why is the command system still so bloody inferior to Lexus’s navigation? I have no experience with the navigation systems in BMW and Audi, so I can’t really comment on them.
Why can MB still not integrate Bluetooth technology into their cars? Other companies have been doing it for years!
Why has MB let themselves fall behind in terms of engine technology? For a company that prides itself at being at the forefront of automotive engineering, surely engine design would receive more attention than it does. The 4 cylinder range is mediocre at best and the CVT transmission completely useless (it does its utmost best at dulling the performance of the engines). The AMG V8 truly is a spectacular engine, but several press releases have stated, AMG developed the engine INDEPENDENTLY. What does that say about MB’s engine engineering? Too much money and effort going to conquering the diesel market?
4. Marketing: MB insists on being all things to all people and has lost its engineering driven focus completely. It is now foremost a market share driven company, and ironically this has actually seen its position in the market being eroded away. When you buy a BMW you buy it for ‘sheer driving pleasure.’ When you buy an Audi you buy it for bullet proof build quality and more recently technology and driving dynamics. When you buy a Benz you’re buying it for what exactly?
A-Class – Tries to be practical, but completely outclassed by much cheaper rivals in most other areas. It’s a blend of mediocre dynamics matched by mediocre performance. It doesn’t even offer superior comfort. The only thing separating it from the pack is the MB badge on the grill.
B- Class – What really was the point here? Could they not have built a proper 1 or A3 rival? The A-class already appeals to the practically minded buyers. The B is utterly pointless really and seems to have cannibalized the aging c-class’s market.
C-Class – The facelift did very little to improve the appeal of this vehicle. It clearly looks a generation behind the A4, 3 and IS.
E-Class – The one MB design that still captures some of the past’s MB’s elegance. Lackluster quality has damaged its reputation hugely however.
S-class – Perhaps still engineered like no other, but where has the beauty and splendor gone?
M-class – Not much to complain about really, but still lacking some key tech advances (Distronic, reversing cameras, lingatronic). Does it raise the bar high enough to remain competitive against the new X5? Unfortunately this doesn’t seem likely.
R-Class – Looks very much like the ugly duckling of the MB range from the pictures (I am yet to see it in the metal). Is it really so different from other people movers though?
CLS – Supremely sexy, but inherits the flaws of its E-class underpinnings.
SLK – I’m over the looks already (snooze). At least it’s a competitive package overall.
CL – One can only hope the next one is bloody brilliant.
SL – Still magnificent. A true MB!
Well anyway, those are a few of my current thoughts about Mercedes Benz. Just thought I’d share them with you guys and hope to hear your take on things. Points you agree or disagree with, where you see the company heading.
Now really is a sad era for MB.

I’ve noticed in recent times more and more once staunch MB fans, much like myself, drifting away from the brand. At first I myself was annoyed by this and begun to think the rampant MB bashing was somewhat of a hobby on this board. But now I’ve come full circle and can see why this has been the case. I’m sad to say I am no longer that enamored by the 3 pointed star. The marqué really has lost its once glorious luster. I am aware that the company has had a recent troubled past, and will improve from here onwards (hopefully!!) but right now BMW and Audi both seem to be running rings around MB and are infinitely more appealing in my eyes.
1. MB’s styling: The current range is all over the place. Sure for the most part you can still recognize the vehicles as MB’s, but the new models have lost the magic of the MB’s of old. Benz’s style ‘direction’ (or lack thereof) has become boring and predictable. Whereas Audi and BMW in particular continue to push the boundaries, MB’s design team seems to be satisfied with mediocrity. There are very few cars in the current lineup that I would consider beautiful vehicles (SL, CLS and to some extent the E). The M-class is also very nice looking SUV. But the rest of range falls completely flat in my eyes. Audi has MB whipped for understated elegance and BMW creams it for avant-garde design, sophistication and design flair. In all honesty, at the moment I’m completely smitten by BMW’s design, and the future of Audi design is looking extremely promising.
And that’s just the exterior design considered. MB’s interior design is even more disparate across the range. Sure the S-class and CLS are supremely built, but where is the coherent design DNA? Apart from the sharing of electronic components across the range, there really is no design consistency. When you sit in a BMW you know 100% you are in a BMW, and the same can be said for an Audi. This stretches from the entry level 1 and A3 all the way to the 7 and A8 and makes the lesser models feel that much more special. From one MB to another, you could be sitting in a car from a completely different brand.
2. Reliability/Quality: Ok so this is clearly an area where MB will no doubt improve, but right now I’m sick of all the quality niggles and reliability problems. In the past 6 years our family has had 3 MB’s and every single one has had issues (W220, W211 and W209). Sure there hasn’t been any major mechanical failings, but the constant run around chasing small interior trim rattles, vibrating steering wheels, smelling climate control systems, vibrating speakers etc. has become extremely annoying. It makes the ownership experience very very tiresome, as the cars always seem to have one problem or another. Until there is bulletproof, quantitative evidence suggesting that things are on the mend, I would think twice about my family buying another MB.
3. Technology: The company remains at the safety forefront, but seems to be falling behind in several key areas. Why is the command system still so bloody inferior to Lexus’s navigation? I have no experience with the navigation systems in BMW and Audi, so I can’t really comment on them.
Why can MB still not integrate Bluetooth technology into their cars? Other companies have been doing it for years!
Why has MB let themselves fall behind in terms of engine technology? For a company that prides itself at being at the forefront of automotive engineering, surely engine design would receive more attention than it does. The 4 cylinder range is mediocre at best and the CVT transmission completely useless (it does its utmost best at dulling the performance of the engines). The AMG V8 truly is a spectacular engine, but several press releases have stated, AMG developed the engine INDEPENDENTLY. What does that say about MB’s engine engineering? Too much money and effort going to conquering the diesel market?
4. Marketing: MB insists on being all things to all people and has lost its engineering driven focus completely. It is now foremost a market share driven company, and ironically this has actually seen its position in the market being eroded away. When you buy a BMW you buy it for ‘sheer driving pleasure.’ When you buy an Audi you buy it for bullet proof build quality and more recently technology and driving dynamics. When you buy a Benz you’re buying it for what exactly?
A-Class – Tries to be practical, but completely outclassed by much cheaper rivals in most other areas. It’s a blend of mediocre dynamics matched by mediocre performance. It doesn’t even offer superior comfort. The only thing separating it from the pack is the MB badge on the grill.
B- Class – What really was the point here? Could they not have built a proper 1 or A3 rival? The A-class already appeals to the practically minded buyers. The B is utterly pointless really and seems to have cannibalized the aging c-class’s market.
C-Class – The facelift did very little to improve the appeal of this vehicle. It clearly looks a generation behind the A4, 3 and IS.
E-Class – The one MB design that still captures some of the past’s MB’s elegance. Lackluster quality has damaged its reputation hugely however.
S-class – Perhaps still engineered like no other, but where has the beauty and splendor gone?
M-class – Not much to complain about really, but still lacking some key tech advances (Distronic, reversing cameras, lingatronic). Does it raise the bar high enough to remain competitive against the new X5? Unfortunately this doesn’t seem likely.
R-Class – Looks very much like the ugly duckling of the MB range from the pictures (I am yet to see it in the metal). Is it really so different from other people movers though?
CLS – Supremely sexy, but inherits the flaws of its E-class underpinnings.
SLK – I’m over the looks already (snooze). At least it’s a competitive package overall.
CL – One can only hope the next one is bloody brilliant.
SL – Still magnificent. A true MB!
Well anyway, those are a few of my current thoughts about Mercedes Benz. Just thought I’d share them with you guys and hope to hear your take on things. Points you agree or disagree with, where you see the company heading.
Now really is a sad era for MB.

X the A4 & C-class off of my list of cars to choose from for my new roadthrasher, it's between BMW and Chevrolet. Yes really. 
